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Trees	Power Lines
Noisy birds and squirrels live in them.	Animals get electrocuted if they try to live there.
Follow the stupid Fibonacci sequence.	Perfectly symmetrical.
Have branches that could snap and hurt you.	Lots of wires. Potential for awesome electrified zip-line/ropes course.
Fall down and decompose.	Might fall down. Never, ever decompose.
Come in many different, confusing shades.	Only beige or gray.
Turn carbon dioxide into oxygen.	Emit radiation. (Could give you superpowers?)
Benefit environment.	Benefit data centers.
Annoying rustle when wind blows.	Constant, low hum.
Can be climbed.	Can be climbed!
Prevent landslides and soil erosion.	Mind their own damn business.
Take decades to grow really tall.	Go up in like a day.
Come in many varieties.	Basically only like three kinds.
Blend into the landscape. No individuality.	Mar absolutely everything.
Took millions of years to evolve.	Drunkenly designed in like half a day.
Leaves that crunch under your feet.	Beautifully barren.
Just a bunch of dumb fuel for wildfires.	Might cause wildfires but would be fine if there were no trees.
Proof that god exists.	Proof that god has abandoned us to our own devices.